There’s a running joke about lesbians dating lesbians you’ve probably heard: what does a lesbian bring to a second date? That’s because lesbians have a tendency to move in together that fast. How many of us have met our soulmates after just a few hours of talking to them?
So given our lightning speed tendency and it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow, we’re giving out a few tips on how to date a girl– when you’re a girl on your first date.
Sexuality is fluid and many people do not understand that statement.
Unashamedly arrogant, self important and probably emotionally unavailable; addicted to maintaining their reputation as Alpha Lesbian at all costs, they can be spotted at the bar never buying their own drinks, often stringing along many a woeful woman, and consider themselves top of the lesbian food chain. - Because, although the character of Shane is fun to watch on screen (and yeah, I totally would) it’s not the sort of woman you’d aspire to be or be with, surely? Not something that spells out long-term-relationship. If you’re going for this kind of girl, you need a serious self-esteem check. Scene Queens are always out and about and never one to miss a weekday girl’s night.
I am sitting across the table over wine with friends as we discuss how to know when a relationship is over.
We share stories of staying too long in relationships when we didn’t know how to know the difference between normal relationship problems and problems that indicate it’s over.
By this we mean, don’t bring them to your hangout bar or places where your friends will be.
For one, chances are you’re still friends with your ex, and your ex will be at that place. Lesbians have a tendency to talk about their past relationships. Especially if they’re trying to recover from a broken heart, lesbians have this habit of oversharing what went wrong in their previous relationship.