Well you can – if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life. Anyway, I had this post ready for the first week of January but in my rush to party, I forgot to schedule it. Since its approaching Valentines you can use this as inspiration (for getting laid obviously).
If you’re in a relationship, you might want to check out these funny roses are red poems!
And, primarily because sober January has officially ended! Nonetheless, i Tinder Fails Chat up lines, or pick-up lines do not work.
I guarantee the majority of males have tried to use them once or twice. In fact, you might as well drag your nuts over glass because that will be more enjoyable (please don’t).
But that's a problem because most guys try to meet women at a club, filled with noise, dancing and drunks.
Ok..only tell you a couple that I don't like...lol1."Hi, you rock-you burnin' up my monitor" ok dude..it out before the house burns down with it.wtf?? Cause I want you to watch me while I pull one off"...oooooooh...nooooooooo..yuk!!! ..lmaonever thought about that one before...toooo funny!! Essentially ruining your chances of talking to the specific male/female.With that being said, I’m not here to talk about the dynamics of using chat up lines.I'm quite sure that most of them just enjoy my exuberance even if they're dancing right up on me. Ending with a 'Hope to hear from you' or 'Let me know if you'd like to chat'.5. I've been told that many of the girls are checking me out... Finally leave name at the end Leave out the bits about 'pulling one off' or 'burning out monitors' - those were funny, especially that the guy just copy-and-pastes [email protected] - you must admit, the pooch does look pretty cute.